"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop"

Ganked from fionnabhar

Summary: In 1992, John McCain, in response to his wife's playful suggestion that his hair was thinning, said "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." This outburst was never reported.¹

( Amusing but NSFW PSA behind the cut )

Admittedly, this is pretty low level when it comes to political discourse. It is funny, though.

¹http://www.rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_temper_boiled_over_in_92_0407.html